- me to boys my age: sorry, ur too young
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
(via i-cant-drown-my-demons)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via tonyperryhasallofmyheart)




